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<title><![CDATA[A Review of Linux Mint 5 (Elyssa)]]></title>
<link>http://chronolynx.wordpress.com/?p=14</link>
<pubDate>Sat, 06 Sep 2008 01:14:40 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>chronolynx</dc:creator>
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<description><![CDATA[I am really very new to this whole Linux thing. I dabbled and/or experimented with a distro or two a]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I am really very new to this whole Linux thing. I dabbled and/or experimented with a distro or two about two years ago, but that didn't get very far. But, when I purchased my new laptop before heading off for college, I decided I would try and take the plunge. Only, this time, without Windows to fall back on. A sort of technological immersion, if you will. So I decided that my new Thinkpad would come preloaded with Linux (SLED 10, to be precise).</p>
<p>But SLED 10 didn't quite do it for me. As nice as it was to have everything work out of the box like that, there were just too many little things that kept me from enjoying it (a lack of Firefox 3 being very high on the list of annoyances). And so I began distro hunting. I tried the usuals: Ubuntu and Fedora OpenSuse. But none of them worked quite right for me. There were always issues of some sort, from not recognizing the correct resolution to not detecting the sound card. And, like I said, I'm new to this whole Linux thing, so going through and messing with whatever you have to mess with to fix those issues was much too daunting a task for me to undertake at the time (and probably still would be today). So I continued my search.</p>
<p>I had read an article once, I don't rightly recall where, about a man's journer to find an easy to use Linux Distro. I can't remember which one he ended up with, but one name in particular stuck out from his list: Linux Mint. For some reason I could remember that name (I am generally very bad with names), and so I tried it. And, for perhaps the first time in my distro hunting, everything worked right out of the box. Sound, video, wireless, everything. And, after a little bit of tweaking, I had everything set up just the way I liked it.</p>
<p>I suppose I should try and start with the beginning: the install was slick and easy. Not much else to say really. It's been a while since I last installed it, so there might be a few details missing from my memory. But I remember it being a relatively painless experience (I'm pretty sure it was just the Ubuntu installer. . . but it's been even longer since I installed Ubuntu, so I can't exactly remember).</p>
<p>But the installation isn't really very important. Oh, right. I almost forgot: it's a LiveCD. Umm, it actually works very well in LiveCD form. Oh, and there is not other option than to boot into the LiveCD to do the install. Just thought I should point that out.</p>
[caption id="attachment_15" align="alignleft" width="128" caption="My normal desktop"]<a href="http://chronolynx.wordpress.com/files/2008/09/screenshot1.png"><img class="size-thumbnail wp-image-15" title="screenshot1" src="http://chronolynx.wordpress.com/files/2008/09/screenshot1.png?w=128" alt="My normal desktop" width="128" height="80" /></a>[/caption]
<p>Anyway. On to the good stuff. Mint is a Gnome based distribution, but it is rather customized, in what I consider a good way. There's only the one bar, at the bottom of the screen by default. (I actually prefer it up top, but that's just me.) Perhaps there's some sexual inuendo theree, who knows? There's a variety of themes and wallpapers and whatnot installed by default, andmany of them are actually very nice. I found myself using the Lightning theme for a bit, but then I found the Nimbus one, and I use a fusion of the two now. One of the more notable customizations the Mint team made was the mintMenu. It's really very nice and intricate and actually very powerful once you learn how to use it. It does the standard thing where it launches apps, of course. And lets you search through them in real time, too. But it also lets you <em>uninstall</em> applications directly from the menu interface. As in, from the enire system, and not just the menu. Now <em>that</em> is user friendliness if ever I saw it.</p>
<p>It comes with the standard Firefox and OpenOffice and all that as well. Granted, I did have to go through the repositories to get at my preferred applications in some instances, such as video player and music player and bittorrent client, to name a few. And while I'm thinking about it, since Mint is an Ubuntu based distro, it is compatible with the Ubuntu repositories.Mint also comes with proprietary codecs and whatnot preinstalled (so flash and mp3's and all that work right out of the box).</p>
<p>Let's see. . . was there anything else I wanted to mention? Oh, right. I absolutely love Linux Mint and use it as my standard in judging other distros. It looks nice, performs well, and does everything I want it to do. Well, that's about it, I think.</p>
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<title><![CDATA[Windowsill Herbs]]></title>
<link>http://mimi54.wordpress.com/?p=95</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2008 15:08:44 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>mimi54</dc:creator>
<guid>http://mimi54.wordpress.com/?p=95</guid>
<description><![CDATA[When I moved to my present apartment, I gave up a thriving garden. The moving van was actually at my]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When I moved to my present apartment, I gave up a thriving garden. The moving van was actually at my door but I was outside, frantically digging up and potting plants to bring here. Most of them didn't survive indoors; well, so I learned something. The young olive tree died, that had given me seven thumb-sized fruit back in the old garden. I grieved over that. Then, a surprise: out of a planter I'd brought along, a mulberry sapling came up.  I don't even remember having stuck a ripe mulberry in that dirt, but that must be what I had done.</p>
<p>I didn't give up growing herbs. At various times, my windowboxes have contained melissa, lemon geranium, thyme, oregano, strawberries, and rocket.</p>
<p>Right now in my kitchen window, there are: basil, sage, spearmint, comfrey, and garlic chives.</p>
<p><a href="http://mimi54.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/miriam-006.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-large wp-image-96" src="http://mimi54.wordpress.com/files/2008/09/miriam-006.jpg?w=500" alt="" width="500" height="375" /></a></p>
<p>The view from my kitchen window is - not exhilarating. At one point I put a sweet potato into water and let the vine unfurl and grow all over the iron window guards, making a leafy screen to shut out the depressing construction. Later, I set down pots of culinary herbs . I love to lean out and snip a little of this or a little of that when the fancy takes me. A few bay leaves to stuff under the skin of a chicken...some sage to chop up with onion for an omelet...chives to scissor into a corn salad...</p>
<p>When chickweed or purslane appear in other windowboxes, I harvest them. While both are good eating, chickweed is especially welcome, both for flavor and for medicinal properties. Its salty, fresh taste is very good in salads.  To clear away eye infections, I crush the herb into a fresh poultice, or make a tea from chickweed I dried previously.</p>
<p>Here is a photo of chickweed, from last spring: you can see how I let it take over. Towards summer, when it starts going leggy and dry, I cut it all back.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone" title="Chickweed in the Windowbox" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3265/2826401926_16012223ac.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="375" /></p>
<p>Other windows around the apartment have lemon grass and lemon-scented geranium as well as flowers. You can do a lot with a small space if you're determined. In fact, <a title="here" href="http://lifeonthebalcony.com/" target="_blank">here </a>is a great site about container gardening. Living green things gladden the eye and the heart - there's no reason to give them up.</p>
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<title><![CDATA[Ash-e Anar]]></title>
<link>http://bitemeblog.wordpress.com/?p=144</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2008 08:01:20 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>khodges</dc:creator>
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<description><![CDATA[an iranian pomegranate, herb &amp; lentil soup with meatballs - although the meatballs are optional!]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>an iranian pomegranate, herb &#38; lentil soup with meatballs - although the meatballs are optional!</p>
<p><strong>ingredients</strong><br />
1/2 pound ground beef<br />
1 Small onion, grated<br />
1/4 teaspoon cinnamon<br />
1/4 teaspoon pepper<br />
1/4 teaspoon salt<br />
8 cups water<br />
2 teaspoon salt<br />
1/2 cup rice<br />
1 cup spinach chopped<br />
1 cup parsley chopped<br />
1/2 cup onions chopped<br />
1 1/2 cup Pomegranate seeds or 1 cup Pomegranate juice<br />
1/3 cup sugar<br />
1 tablespoon Lime juice (optional)</p>
<p>Spice For Soup<br />
1 tablespoon mint dried<br />
1/4 teaspoon cinnamon<br />
1/4 teaspoon pepper</p>
<p><strong>method<br />
</strong>Put the meat in a bowl. Add grated onions and seasoning and mix well.<br />
Make meat balls the size of walnuts.</p>
<p>Put water in a 3 qt pot. Add salt and rice and let cook for 15 minutes.<br />
Add vegetables and let cook for another 15 minutes.<br />
Cut fresh pomegranate and take out the seeds to make about 1 1/2 cups.<br />
Add meat balls, pomegranate seeds, and sugar to the soup and let cook for another 20 minutes on a low fire or until the meat is done.</p>
<p>Rub dried mint in the palm of your hands to make it powdery.<br />
Add cinnamon and pepper to the mint.<br />
Add this to the soup just before removing it from the fire.<br />
Taste soup, and if needed add more salt and lime juice for the right flavoring.<br />
If the pomegranate is sweet it will require lime juice.<br />
Garnish with some pomegranate seeds and fresh herbs.</p>
<p>Meatballs are optional.</p>
<p>Serves 5</p>
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<title><![CDATA[Linux Distro Ranking]]></title>
<link>http://digitalbytes.wordpress.com/?p=254</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 03 Sep 2008 22:38:59 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>bytewax</dc:creator>
<guid>http://digitalbytes.wordpress.com/?p=254</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Para quem não conhece o Distrowatch.com, fica aqui o aperitivo. Os 10+ das distribuições de Linux]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="font-family:calibri;">Para quem não conhece o <a href="http://www.distrowatch.com">Distrowatch.com</a>, fica aqui o aperitivo. Os 10+ das distribuições de Linux referem-se a uma aposta ganha para quem pretende trocar o windows por qualquer coisa diferente.</span></p>
<blockquote><p><span style="font-family:calibri;"><strong><a href="http://www.ubuntu.com/" target="_blank">01 Ubuntu</a><br />
</strong>Ubuntu é um sistema operativo Linux completo p/ desktop, livremente distribuido com dois tipos de suporte: comunitário e profissional. A comunidade Ubuntu assenta em ideias enraizadas no Manifesto Ubuntu : o software deve ser disponibilizado sem custos, utilizado por todos em cada linguagem, mesmo quem tem algum tipo de deficiência e que todos devem ser livres de personalizar e alterar o seu software seja de que forma for que melhor se adapte a si. "Ubuntu" é uma palavra anciã do mundo Africano que significa "humanidade para com os outros". A distribuição Ubuntu traz esse espírito para o mundo do software. <span style="color:#ffcc00;">♣♣♣♣♣</span></span></p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><span style="font-family:calibri;"><strong><a href="http://www.opensuse.org/" target="_blank"> 02 OpenSUSE</a><br />
</strong>OpenSUSE é um projecto comunitário patrocinado pela Novell que visa a promoção da utilização de Linux em todo o lado, acesso livre e fácil numa distribuição completa. Este projecto tem 3 objectivos: fazer do openSUSE o Linux mais fácil, ter o maior número de utlizadores, aumentar a colaboração open source para que seja o mais usável tanto a nível de iniciantes como de utilizadores experientes, simplificar dramáticamente o desenvolvimento e processos de instalação para que seja a plataforma escolhida pelos desenvolvedores e comerciantes de software para Linux. <span style="color:#ffcc00;">♣♣♣♣</span></span></p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><span style="font-family:calibri;"><strong><a href="http://fedoraproject.org/" target="_blank"> 03 Fedora</a></strong><a href="fedoraproject.org/" target="_blank"> </a><br />
Este Projecto desenvolvido pela Red Hat está aberto a todos para participação geral, liderado por meritocracia, segue um conjunto de objectivos. O principal é trabalhar a par com a comunidade Linux para construir um sistema operativo polivalente, completo, exclusivamente a partir de open source software. O desenvolvimento será feito em forúns públicos e produzirá lançamentos periódicos do Fedora (cerca de 2-3 vezes por ano, com data prevista de distribuição). A equipe de engenheiros da Red Hat continuará a participar na sua programação e irá convidar e encorajar mais participação e exterior. Utilizando este processo mais aberto, esperam fornecer um sistema operativo mais em conta com os ideais do software livre e mais apelativo à comunidade open source. <span style="font-family:'Lucida Grande';"><span style="color:#ffcc00;">♣♣♣♣</span></span></span></p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><span style="font-family:calibri;"><strong><a href="http://www.linuxmint.com/" target="_blank">04</a></strong><strong><a href="http://www.linuxmint.com/" target="_blank"> Mint</a></strong><br />
Linux Mint é baseado na distro Ubuntu e o seu objectivo é fornecer uma experiência out-of-the-box mais completa, includindo browser plugins, media codecs, suporte para DVD playback, Java e outros componentes semelhantes. Adiciona também um personalização ao desktop, menus, e vários utensílios únicos de configuração, o interface de instalação é baseado na web. Os repositórios são compativeis com os do Ubuntu.<span style="color:#ffcc00;"> </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Grande';"><span style="color:#ffcc00;">♣♣♣♣</span></span></span></p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><span style="font-family:calibri;"><a href="www.pclinuxos.com" target="_blank"><strong> 05</strong></a><a href="http://www.pclinuxos.com" target="_blank"><strong> PCLinuxOS</strong></a><br />
O Live CD de PCLinuxOS existe apenas em Inglês e é basedo no Mandrake Linux que corre inteiramente a partir de um 'bootable CD'. Os dados são descomprimidos em tempo real, permitindo para cima de 2GB de aplicações incluindo um X server completo, ambiente KDE, OpenOffice.org e muitas outras prontas a utilizar Em adição podemos instala-lo no disco duro de forma bastante rápida e simples. Podem ser adicionados ou removidos programas a partir do apt-get, via Synaptic. <span style="font-family:'Lucida Grande';"><span style="color:#ffcc00;">♣♣♣♣</span></span></span></p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><span style="font-family:calibri;"> <span style="font-family:calibri;"><a href="www.debian.org/" target="_blank"><strong> 06</strong></a><a href="http://www.debian.org/" target="_blank"><strong> Debian</strong><br />
</a>O projecto Debian é uma associação de individuais que partilham a mesma causa a fim de criarem um sistema operativo livre chamado Debian GNU/Linux. Actualmente utilizam o kernel Linux (parte de código criado por Linus Torvalds e mantida por milhares de programadores à volta do globo). Claro que aquilo que os utilizadores querem são aplicações: programas que os ajudem a obter o que pretendem realizar, desde edição de documentos até à gestão de negócios, passando pelos jogos e pela criação de mais software. Debian vem com mais de 20,000 pacotes (software pre-compilado reunido num formato de fácil instalação) - todo ele livre. Tal como um torre que tem o kernel como base. Um nível acoma encontram-se os utensílios básicos para de seguida se posicionar todo o software que corre no nosso computador. No topo da torra está o Debian - cuidadosamente a organizar e a orientar todas as peças para que a seja um conjunto que funcione suavemente.  <span style="font-family:'Lucida Grande';"><span style="color:#ffcc00;">♣♣♣♣♣</span></span></span></span></p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><span style="font-family:calibri;"><span style="font-family:calibri;"><span style="font-family:calibri;"><a href="www.mandriva.com/" target="_blank"><strong>07 </strong></a><a href="http://www.mandriva.com/" target="_blank"><strong>Mandriva</strong><br />
</a>Mandriva Linux (inicialmente Mandrakelinux) foi criado em 1998 com o objectivo de tornar o Linux  mais acessível a todos. Na altura era já bastante conhecido, poderoso e estável mas necessitava de forte conhecimento e técnica, tal como uso extensivo da linha de comandos; A MandrakeSoft via assim uma oportunidade de integrar no Linux, o melhor ambiente gráfico que desenvolvera, contribuindo com as suas próprias utilidades de configuração para se tornar famosa por definir um standard na facilidade de utilização e funcionalidade. Esta aproximação inovadora ofereceu todo o poder e estabilidade do Linux, tanto a utilizadores comuns como aos profissionais num ambiente amigável e agradável. Milhares de novos utilizadores descobriam assim o Linux, encontrando-se um substituto à altura do seu anterior sistema operativo. Um Linux como servidor ou estação de trabalho sem razão para ter ciumes de quaisquer outros sistemas operativos estabelecidos e aceites. <span style="font-family:'Lucida Grande';"><span style="color:#ffcc00;">♣♣♣♣</span></span></span></span></span></p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><span style="font-family:calibri;"><span style="font-family:calibri;"><span style="font-family:calibri;"><span style="font-family:calibri;"><a href="http://www.dreamlinux.com.br/" target="_blank"><strong>08</strong></a><a href="http://www.dreamlinux.com.br/" target="_blank"><strong> Dream Linux</strong><br />
</a>Dreamlinux é uma distribuição brasileira baseda em Debian GNU/Linux. Um live CD com opção de instalação que arranca directamente para um gestor de janelas Xfce ou GNOME e que permite acesso a uma boa colecção de aplicações para desktop, tak como um painel de controlo para confuguração de sistema. <span style="font-family:'Lucida Grande';"><span style="color:#ffcc00;">♣♣♣</span></span></span></span></span></span></p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><span style="font-family:calibri;"><span style="font-family:calibri;"><span style="font-family:calibri;"><span style="font-family:calibri;"><span style="font-family:calibri;"><a href="www.sabayonlinux.org/" target="_blank"><strong>09</strong></a><a href="http://www.sabayonlinux.org/" target="_blank"><strong> Sabayon</strong><br />
</a><span style="font-family:calibri;">Sabayon Linux é um live DVD desenhado para transformar um computador num poderoso sistema Gentoo Linux em menos de 5 minutos. Gentoo Linux é uma distro apoiada por um gestor de instalação de software denominado "Portage". Além de funcionar como live DVD, pode também ser instalado no disco duro e inclui uma variada quantidade de gestores de janelas e de aplicações open source software tais como KDE, GNOME, XFce, Fluxbox, KOffice, OpenOffice.org, FreeNX, amaroK, Kaffeine, etc. <span style="font-family:'Lucida Grande';"><span style="color:#ffcc00;">♣♣♣♣</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><span style="font-family:calibri;"><strong><a href="www.damnsmalllinux.org" target="_blank"><span style="text-decoration:underline;">10</span></a></strong><a href="http://www.damnsmalllinux.org" target="_blank"><strong> Damn Small</strong><br />
</a>Damn Small Linux empresarial tem o tamanho de (50MB) em live CD. Apesar do seu tamanho minúsculo pode orgulhar-se de ser funcional e intuitivo, um completo desktop, inclui XMMS (MP3 e MPEG), cliente FTP, browser links-hacked, folha de cálculo, cliente email, dicionário (Inglês), processador de texto, 3 editores (Nedit, nVi, Zile [clone de emacs ]), Xpdf, Worker (gestor de ficheiros), Naim (AIM, ICQ, IRC), VNCviwer, SSH/SCP servidor e cliente, DHCP client, PPP, PPPoE, servidor web, calculadora, gestor de janelas Fluxbox , monitorizador de sistema, suporte USB e brevemente terá também suporte PCMCIA. A melhor escolha para hardware pouco recente.  <span style="font-family:'Lucida Grande';"><span style="color:#ffcc00;">♣♣♣♣</span></span></span></p></blockquote>
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<title><![CDATA[Online Banking 2.0: Three things Qash must do to be really useful]]></title>
<link>http://experiencedesignscout.wordpress.com/?p=172</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 03 Sep 2008 19:19:47 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Tim van Tongeren</dc:creator>
<guid>http://experiencedesignscout.wordpress.com/?p=172</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Qash is will be a Dutch community website that allows people to better understand how they spend th]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.qash.nl">Qash</a> <span style="text-decoration:line-through;">is</span> will be a Dutch community website that allows people to better understand how they spend their money. People can share tips or give advice to each other how to make better financial decisions. Another component is that people are able to create financial goals and track how well they do in reaching them. By uploading your bank statements from your main bank(s), and categorizing / tagging expenses, you can compare your spending with others. It is basically the Dutch <a href="http://www.wesabe.com">Wesabe</a>, <a href="http://www.mint.com">Mint</a>, or <a href="http://www.geezeo.com">Geezeo</a>.</p>
<p>To give subscribers the best experience, Qash should:</p>
<ul>
<li><strong>Allow people to compare against peers, not just everybody. </strong>To understand better how I am doing financially, I'd prefer to compare my spending with people who have similar demographics such as education, income and age. I am not really interested how big the monthly mortgage payment is of fifty-year-olds or how many Euros teenagers put aside every month. I am curious to know the percentage of people with similar age and income who invest more than me and how this impacts the speed in which I reach my financial goals (just like Pertuity's Dare To Compare function).</li>
<li><strong>Give proactive advice. </strong>Qash would really rock if it can make us all smarter in making financial decisions. From my research at Forrester I know that just 4 out of 10 consumers like to do their own research before making any financial purchase. The main reason is that financial services is a boring, difficult and tricky topic -- still a lot of consumers simply don't trust banks and insurers. Qash has therefor a great opportunity to link community-generated tips and 'did you know's?' to my personal situation. So, alert me when more and more people are buying their TVs at MediaMarkt, or recommend opening a savings account at a specific firm when you see my account balance grow with a certain amount each month.</li>
<li><strong>Build tools that are useful.</strong> Useful means a) tell me how I am doing and b) what I should be doing to improve. Just last week someone pointed me to Barclays' new <a href="http://www.barclays.co.uk/little-extras-calculator/">'Little Extras Calculator'</a>. Like many other online tools, it looks pretty and is built as a rich-internet application. But - unfortunately also like many tools - it is useless: I'm not getting any smarter, the product recommendations are based on ones of that firm only, and I can't store what I have done. So, Qash, please create a savings calculator that shows me in one graph the end sum that I can expect when staying with my current bank compared with switching to any other bank.</li>
</ul>
<p>Banks - are you listening?</p>
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<title><![CDATA[Pranking at the Restaurant]]></title>
<link>http://rendipen.wordpress.com/?p=63</link>
<pubDate>Tue, 02 Sep 2008 22:00:08 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>rendipen</dc:creator>
<guid>http://rendipen.wordpress.com/?p=63</guid>
<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve recently hurt my left index finger, so it may take a while to learn how to replace it wit]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I've recently hurt my left index finger, so it may take a while to learn how to <strong>replace it</strong> with my middle finger while typing.  Anyway, I've recently had some funny ideas on how to prank an eating establishment.  Why would you want to prank a <em>restaurant?</em>  Maybe you know the manager, maybe the service was horrible, maybe the waitress has an attitude-- <em>you</em> provide the reason, I provide the pranks.</p>
<p><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Warning:</span></strong> A lot of these pranks are a bit juvenile and some of them can get you banned from ever coming back to the restaurant (it has happened).  Seriously think about it before trying and do not do it if it is too extreme.  Some of these even <em>I</em> will not do.</p>
<p><strong>Waiting</strong></p>
<p>Some restaurants force you to wait.  This is a perfect first opportunity.</p>
<ul>
<li>If calling ahead for reservations, call with a complicated foreign name or almost dirty sounding name (careful, some may hang up thinking its a prank call).</li>
<li>Or, even better, say it like <strong>"Ka-Noots,"</strong> but then spell it <strong>"K-N-U-T-Z"</strong> even if they don't ask you to.</li>
<li>When you get called, chances are it will be someone other than whoever answered the phone.  Make sure you make a big deal out of him/her mispronouncing it.</li>
<li>Tell them your party is twice as large as it is, and the others are still coming.  Sit separated from each other as if the others will show up soon.  When you order deny you ever mentioned your party was larger.</li>
<li>Have your entire party bring handkerchiefs.  Cough, sneeze and wheeze into them, pretending to fill the entire waiting room with germs.</li>
</ul>
<p><strong>Ordering</strong></p>
<p>Chances are, your waitress/waiter is used to quirky people.  That's why you have to take it up a notch.</p>
<ul>
<li>When ordering drinks, make sure you express a lot of interest in the soup du jour.  Ask the waiter about every ingredient and act as if you are <em>savoring</em> it.  When ordering the food, forget all about it.  Ignore the waiter when he mentions it.</li>
<li>When the drinks come, switch orders with your party.  Pretend that you ordered the iced tea and your friend next to you ordered the Coke.  Make sure you make the waiter do all the switching of glasses.</li>
<li>Try to see if you can order an entree as an appetizer.  Insist on it.  When it comes, wait for everyone else's entree to come before eating.</li>
<li>Insist on seeing the dessert tray before you order an entree, even if the restaurant doesn't have one.</li>
<li>If there are a lot of people in your party, have one person order something and have everyone else, one by one, say they'll have what he's having.  Each time, he'll have to make a new number on his pad.  Likely, the waiter will have to check if they can serve that many of a particular entree.  Even if he comes back to say it's okay, have the first person change his order and, one by one, have everyone else change their order to that entree.</li>
<li>Try to use coupons for fast food restaurants (for things your restaurant has), like free coffee or medium soda.</li>
</ul>
<p><strong>At the Table</strong></p>
<p>Sometimes food can still be a long way off at this point.  Try to see how much you can get away with without being kicked out.</p>
<ul>
<li>Everyone fall asleep at the table.</li>
<li>Go through all of the bread in the shortest amount of time possible and keep asking for more.</li>
<li>Play the Left-or-Right game with waiters and waitresses carrying trays of plates and meals.  Basically, walk through the aisles aimlessly until you and the waitress are walking toward each other.  Try to block her path by figuring out which side she means to pass you on, and then walk towards that side.  Then switch simultaneously with her.  See how long this can go on.</li>
<li>Take out McDonald's Happy Meal toys and play with them at the table.</li>
<li>Be loud and obnoxious until the manager comes out.</li>
<li>Light stuff on fire with the candle at your table.</li>
<li>Play sword fights with the bread sticks.</li>
<li>Have one member of your party change into a grim reaper costume in the bathroom.  When he comes back, have him stand behind another member of your party for as long as possible.  Have everyone ignore him completely.  Either stay there for the remainder of the meal and exit with the rest of the party, or have a watch alarm go off and walk out alone.</li>
<li>Transform the table into a mobile office.  Do your best to bring laptops, land line phones, a cork board with papers and pictures tacked on to act as a cubicle wall, pen cups, staplers and as much other stuff you can think of.</li>
<li>Take out food you brought with you and start eating it.</li>
</ul>
<p><strong>Eating</strong></p>
<p>Here is what you've been waiting for.  Hopefully, you haven't completely filled up on bread.</p>
<ul>
<li>Make "OMNOMNOM" noises as you eat.</li>
<li>Ask for extra napkins (if paper napkins).  Hide them when you get them (most restaurants give you hundreds to begin with) and ask for more.</li>
<li>Treat your non-paper napkins like tissues.  Blow into them very loudly.</li>
<li>If you are a man, ask for the ladies' room.  For a woman, ask for the men's room.  Do not make it seem like you are asking for someone else.  Then, go to the correct room (they're usually near each other anyway).</li>
<li>Take a blender from out of your bag, find an outlet, and puree your food.</li>
<li>Wear rubber gloves while eating.</li>
<li>Drop anything you can find at your table into your drink.</li>
<li>Count every french fry and complain that "there are only 56 fries.  Last time you gave me 61."</li>
<li>Don't eat any of your food, have it wrapped, and have the waiter send compliments to the chef.</li>
</ul>
<p><strong>Paying and Tipping</strong></p>
<p>The waiter and management thinks this is their big payoff, but it's actually your big payoff.</p>
<ul>
<li>Sign your name as something goofy on the check.</li>
<li>Doodle all over the merchant's copy of the receipt.</li>
<li>Tell your waiter the mints were the best part of your meal.</li>
<li>Instead of the pen they provided, use a pink pen.</li>
<li>Better yet, use red ink and mark the check with a circled "C+," noting all the poor quality foods on the check itself, and marking "good improvement" on the bottom.</li>
<li>Leave the waiter grocery store coupons for tips.</li>
<li>Leave the waiter a gift card for the restaurant you are at, if they have one.</li>
</ul>
<p><strong>The Exit Prank</strong></p>
<p>Only do this once you are ready to leave.  I'd advise against actually doing this because the ensuing chaos could be dangerous and I am pretty sure it is breaking some law.</p>
<p>Disperse your party amongst the restaurant's empty tables.  Before any of the wait staff realize this, walk a few steps into the kitchen so that you cannot be seen by anyone.  Count to five slowly in your head, and once you have reached five, come out and scream <strong>"Someone has poisoned the soup!"</strong> at the top of your lungs.  At this cue, have everyone else in your party scream and run towards the exit.  Hopefully, <strong>the entire restaurant</strong> will do the same.</p>
<p><span style="color:#808080;">This is my most epic post <strong>ever</strong></span></p>
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<pubDate>Tue, 02 Sep 2008 18:04:32 +0000</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[The following appears on page 148 in the September 2008 issue of Fast Company:

Calling it Quits wi]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong><span style="color:#800000;">The following appears on page 148 in the September 2008 issue of Fast Company:</span></strong></p>
<p><a href="http://yousnoozeyoulose.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/fast-company-cover-sept08.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-851" src="http://yousnoozeyoulose.wordpress.com/files/2008/09/fast-company-cover-sept08.jpg" alt="" width="70" height="85" /></a></p>
<h1>Calling it Quits with Quicken</h1>
<p><cite>By: <a title="View user profile." href="http://yousnoozeyoulose.wordpress.com/user/fast-company-staff">Steve Johnson</a></cite></p>
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<div id="article-deck"><strong>Why users are calling it quits with traditional software.</strong></div>
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<p>Dear Quicken,</p>
<p>It's over.</p>
<p>You thought you could play your little power game, threatening to withhold "support" unless I, once again, reaffirmed my commitment to you. You call it a renewal of vows. I call it psychotic clinging.</p>
<p>I used to think your annual self-improvement jags were cute. The way you actually renamed yourself each year, I felt like I was getting a whole new partner. Now I realize that you can enlarge some features and slather makeup on others -- all based on what you say are "my needs" -- but it's still the same you. A you that sees our time together as "uninterrupted service," as you put it in your last letter. Even for an accountant, that's cold.</p>
<p>Honestly, Q, you should know better than anyone about the precarious state of my finances. But I've come to, um, intuit that you're less interested in our relationship than you are in how much money you can squeeze out of me.</p>
<p>If you still care about me at all, try to think of the good times we had in the early days, when nobody knew whether a relationship like ours could work. Remember all those late-night hours we spent together in the halogen glow of my office? I found one of the love sonnets I had penned on a paper scrap, back when you were eager to learn what I had to share.</p>
<p>And how about our first update? I brought a bottle of merlot and my PIN numbers; you brought that unflinching directness. "Do you want to update Quicken now?" Yes, a thousand times, yes.</p>
<p>Soon, I was telling everybody how much I loved you. You got along with my friends; when we all spent time together, it was as if you and United Mileage Plus Signature Visa spoke the same language. You made order out of my chaos. You were the keeper of our memories. Even when we struggled to find that balance, you always made it easy to reconcile.</p>
<p>But let's be honest: We just don't click like we used to. It's been six whole months since we've been together. I know this because my friend Windows XP has been keeping track, which, yes, is a bit creepy. And you've noticed, I'm sure, that I've been spending more time with my old friend Chase, who is suddenly very supportive.</p>
<p>You're great, Q. You'll make someone very happy. But I need someone who's just enjoying life without making constant demands. You'll probably say that's code for "younger," but that's not it. I've been talking -- just talking! -- to some of the fresh faces around the bookkeeping pool, such as Mint, Wesabe, and Expensr, and they all seem to understand the real me.</p>
<p>I honestly don't know who I'll end up with, but we're through. Try to have fond memories of me. And please don't sell my financial data.</p>
<p>- Steve</p>
<p><span style="color:#800000;">************************************************************************************************</span></p>
<p><span style="color:#000000;"><span>So, Steve Johnson kinda hits it square on the head doesn't he? </span><span>How many other software company names could you fill in the blank with? How about any and all companies...in general?</span></span></p>
<p><span><span style="color:#000000;"><em>What's really scary?</em> This is a trend that's NOT going away. In fact, it's a trend that threatens to steamroll companies that are asleep at the customer wheel. Companies like </span><a href="http://yousnoozeyoulose.com/2008/05/28/snoozin-company-nalgene-outdoor/" target="_blank"><span style="color:#0000ff;">Nalgene</span></a><span style="color:#000000;">, </span><a title="Here we go again...this time it's Sears!" href="http://yousnoozeyoulose.com/2008/07/01/here-we-go-again-this-time-its-sears/" target="_blank"><span style="color:#0000ff;">Sears</span></a><span style="color:#000000;">, </span><a href="http://yousnoozeyoulose.com/2008/08/11/yellow-pages-love-em-or-hate-em/" target="_blank"><span style="color:#0000ff;">Yellow Pages Publishers</span></a><span style="color:#000000;">. </span></span></p>
<p><span><a title="Tell us what companies YOU think are snoozin'" href="http://yousnoozeyoulose.com/2008/06/19/heres-your-chance/" target="_blank"><span style="color:#000000;"><span style="color:#0000ff;">Who else</span>?</span></a><span style="color:#000000;"> What companies do you do business with that have no idea you even exist. Or pretend to care but you know differently. Who gladly take your hard earned cash but give very little or the big zippo in return.</span></span></p>
<p><span style="color:#000000;">Or on the flip side - how about those companies that bend over backwards to treat you like the valuable customer you are?</span></p>
<p><span style="color:#000000;">Not convinced? </span></p>
<p><span style="color:#000000;">Stay tuned...you will be. Snoozers are going to lose.</span></p>
<p><span style="color:#000000;"><strong>~ <a title="Rick Zwetsch" href="http://www.RickZwetsch.com" target="_blank">Rick Zwetsch </a>~</strong></span></p>
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<title><![CDATA[The Flavor of Mint  ]]></title>
<link>http://dushan888.wordpress.com/?p=24</link>
<pubDate>Mon, 01 Sep 2008 02:28:25 +0000</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[       At the beginning I was so unhappy about Linux distributions. Because I didn’t found t]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0;"><span style="font-size:small;font-family:Times;">       At the beginning I was so unhappy about Linux distributions. Because I didn’t found the right thing to satisfy me. So I tried lot of distribution. I tried Fedora 8 (it’s my 1<sup>st</sup> shot), Debian Etch, Elive, Ubuntu and Kubuntu.</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0;"><span style="font-size:small;"><span style="font-family:Times;"><span>            </span>But finally I found Linux Mint. Presently I'm using Linux Mint4 Daryna KDE Community edition. Well all I have to say is “Cool”! It comes with all the latest Linux packages, and especially it’s a good solution for people that don't have an internet connection at their home. </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0;"><span style="font-size:small;"><span style="font-family:Times;"><span>            </span>There are some special features I really like in Daryna. The first thing is its very user friendly so it’s easy to work with, and it’s also focused on Entertainment side. I mean about the players, like Kaffeine, MPlayer and Amarok. Yet I didn't found any media format which is not running in these players! Amazing huh! Usually in other linux distros we have to download the codecs and stuff to run media files for the first time we use it. But Daryna provides all those things in its DVD.</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0;"><span style="font-size:small;"><span style="font-family:Times;"><span>            </span>I have to say something about the 'Kate text editor'. It makes my work very convenient.<span>  </span>I use it for my coding purposes instead of 'vi editor'. I use it to code “html, xml, java scripting, c++, c and php”. K3B is another exiting software to use! Once I heard that it’s the finest CD/DVD writing tool in Open Source Software.<span>  </span>When I want to do any Art Work I usually open GIMP. <span> </span>Daryna provides the latest version of GIMP. It works just like adobe photo shop, but very simple and low memory consuming.</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0;"><span style="font-size:small;"><span style="font-family:Times;"><span>            </span>Some other Software I like in Daryna is Gwenview, Kpdf, OpenOffice and FireFox.<span>  </span>You only have to spend 25 minutes of installation time to experience its taste. I personally think all other Linux distributions should be like Linux Mint. Because its very attractive, accurate and reliable to work with. I think Linux Mint is another tremendous achieve of GNU/Linux.<span>         </span></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0;"><span style="font-size:small;"><span style="font-family:Times;"><span>            </span><span>                </span></span></span></p>
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<title><![CDATA[Guess What? More Drawings!]]></title>
<link>http://emiloonpeachey.wordpress.com/?p=98</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 31 Aug 2008 16:48:29 +0000</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[New Guardian Dragon!]]></title>
<link>http://legoless.wordpress.com/?p=1985</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 31 Aug 2008 09:54:04 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>legoless</dc:creator>
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<description><![CDATA[The new Guardian Dragon is out! I haven&#8217;t been lucky enough to get one, but here&#8217;s what ]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align:center;">The new Guardian Dragon is out! I haven't been lucky enough to get one, but here's what they look like:</p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><strong>EGG</strong></p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1986" src="http://legoless.wordpress.com/files/2008/08/leku.gif" alt="" width="26" height="28" /></p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><em>This egg is sitting in front of the others.</em></p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><strong>HATCHLING</strong></p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-2003" title="emgv" src="http://legoless.wordpress.com/files/2008/09/emgv.gif" alt="" width="38" height="37" /> <img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1987" src="http://legoless.wordpress.com/files/2008/08/43021.gif" alt="" width="39" height="37" /><em><br />
Aww...It's a cute baby dragon. It has a large, shield-like object at the end of its tail that it uses for protection.<br />
And look! It's grown its wings! It must be close to maturing.</em></p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><strong>ADULT</strong></p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><em><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1988" src="http://legoless.wordpress.com/files/2008/08/pf13.gif" alt="" width="92" height="93" /></em></p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><em>Guardian dragons have a large shield on the end of their tails. Although it appears to be heavy, it is light, yet nearly unbreakable. Guardian dragons use their tail-shields, as well as their wings, to deflect attacks and protect others. Often, they will guard the eggs and hatchlings of a nest while others are away. They are generally peaceful, and will not retaliate unless necessary. They have no need to forage or hunt, as they are fed by those they protect.</em></p>
<p style="text-align:center;">I'm not sure if the new alt black dragons are out, but I'm assuming they are. I'll try breeding my black dragon when he matures. Maybe I'll be lucky?</p>
<p style="text-align:center;">Now it's time for my dragons:</p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><a href="http://dragcave.net/viewdragon/n/Blackbeard"><img style="border-width:0;" src="http://dragcave.net/image/XCbi.gif" alt="Adopt one today!" /></a> <a href="http://dragcave.net/viewdragon/n/Statue%20Man"><img style="border-width:0;" src="http://dragcave.net/image/zUnZ.gif" alt="Adopt one today!" /></a> <a href="http://dragcave.net/viewdragon/n/Cyrodil"><img style="border-width:0;" src="http://dragcave.net/image/7Wqh.gif" alt="Adopt one today!" /></a> <a href="http://dragcave.net/viewdragon/nBIj"><img style="border-width:0;" src="http://dragcave.net/image/nBIj.gif" alt="Adopt one today!" /></a> <a href="http://dragcave.net/viewdragon/jL6Z"><img style="border-width:0;" src="http://dragcave.net/image/jL6Z.gif" alt="Adopt one today!" /></a> <a href="http://dragcave.net/viewdragon/eSLf"><img style="border-width:0;" src="http://dragcave.net/image/eSLf.gif" alt="Adopt one today!" /></a> <a href="http://dragcave.net/viewdragon/4woM"><img style="border-width:0;" src="http://dragcave.net/image/4woM.gif" alt="Adopt one today!" /></a> <a href="http://dragcave.net/viewdragon/Qdvx"><img style="border-width:0;" src="http://dragcave.net/image/Qdvx.gif" alt="Adopt one today!" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align:center;">My mint egg hatched (surprisingly).</p>
<p style="text-align:center;">My grey egg doesn't have soft shell anymore, but refuses to come out of the cloud of fog. He seems to like it in there. :P</p>
<p style="text-align:center;">My skywing had eggs! Yay! Please click the one I kept.</p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><strong>In other news: </strong>If you  want more views for your eggs/hatchlings, try visiting the <a href="http://legoless.wordpress.com/my-online-pets/the-dragon-nests/">Dragon Nests</a>. Post a link to your scroll &#38; I'll add your eggs. (Only 8 eggs/hatchlings per nest.)</p>
<p style="text-align:center;">That's all for now!</p>
<p style="text-align:center;">-legoless</p>
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<pubDate>Sat, 30 Aug 2008 22:05:48 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>PurpleDrifter</dc:creator>
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<description><![CDATA[Most of the time I&#8217;m the most calmest person ever and the thought of curling on a sofa with a ]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Most of the time I'm the most calmest person ever and the thought of curling on a sofa with a book in one <img class="alignright" src="http://tn3-1.deviantart.com/fs12/300W/i/2006/263/f/5/Coffee_smell___by_poezja.jpg" alt="" width="247" height="357" /> hand and hot chocolate in the other is the most appealing. While at other times, I have the tendency to crave excitement and have the urge to do something ridiculously crazy. Like now for example. It is 1:41 AM, nearly 2 at night and here I am sitting on my laptop unable to go to sleep whilst the whole household sleeps and I want to do something exciting. Like what? I have no idea. Go on an adventure somewhere. But who does that at 2 AM?</p>
<p>However most of the time, I end up tamping down these ridiculous urges, because in reality I'm a wimp.</p>
<p>I'm blaming it all on that Cinnamon Latté I had from <a href="http://www.themugg.com/">Mugg &#38; Bean</a>. But <em>gosh</em>, theirs and <a href="http://www.cordobacoffee.ca/">Cordoba Coffees </a>chocolate mint coffee is a<em><strong> definite </strong></em>treat <em>f</em>or the taste buds. I'm also craving a very heavy intensely delicious chocolate fudge cake. Mmmm.</p>
<p>Speaking of coffee, there isn't anything better then sitting down with a group of friends in a coffee shop on a cold morning or night sharing your stories as the smell of hot coffee surrounds the air and chocolate is melting in your mouth. Those are what I call moments that need to be remembered.</p>
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<link>http://dikoo.wordpress.com/?p=3</link>
<pubDate>Sat, 30 Aug 2008 20:25:49 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>dikoo</dc:creator>
<guid>http://dikoo.wordpress.com/?p=3</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Można uznać, że to ewidentny koniec moich kontaktów z systemem Windows w domu. Pozostaje jeszcze]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Można uznać, że to ewidentny koniec moich kontaktów z systemem Windows w domu. Pozostaje jeszcze szkola, gdze 70% kompów stoi pod dziurawymi murami Windows XP, a pozostałe 30% to Macintoshe. Zastanawiam się, dlaczego polska oświata tak niechętnie patrzy w stronę Pingwina.</p>
<p>No cóż, ale nie o tym. Przez dysk mojego kompiutra przewinęło się chyba z 15 systemów operacyjnych :P Windows XP Home, Professional, Edubuntu (pierwszy Linuch z jakim miałem do czynienia), 4 odsłony Ubuntu, Mandriva 2007.1, SuSE 10.3, Slax (? - nie mam pewności, ale chyba Slax) no i zatrzymałem ten heroiczny bieg na systemie po części opartym o Ubuntu, a po części na Debianie - chodzi o Linux Mint. Sama instalacja zajęła jak dobrze pamiętam troszkę powyżej 20 minutek, potem tylko wystarczyło spolszczyć to, co niespolszczone zostało (czyli wiele programów i część Gnoma) no i ma się rozumieć zainstalować stery do mojej karty graficznej aby móc cieszyć swe oczęta efektami, jakie zapewnia Compiz-Fusion :)</p>
<p>Jestem na miętusie już trzeci dzień i muszę przyznać, ze narazie nigdzie mi się stąd nie spieszy, wszystko śmiga jak ta lala, nie zaliczyłem żadnej zwiechy ani tym bardziej usterek w systemie. Nie mam tu żadnych gier oprócz sławionej przez kumpla TeeWorlds (więcej w Google) oraz dwóch pobranych tak w razie, jakby neta brakło :D Postawiłem sobie serwer LAMP i sobie śmigatsu jak narazie :P Poznaję powoli terminal, upodobniłem sobie Gnomka do KDE 4... cóż, może nie jest to kopia piksel w piksel, ale wygląda to dosyć podobnie :P Myślę nad instalacją Gnome Desklets, choć narazie się obejdzie :)</p>
<p>Dostrzegłem tutaj ciekawą aplikację z którą nie miałem wcześniej do czynienia - Gnome Do. Ciekawy programik wyświetlany na pierwszym planie niewiadomą mi kombinacją klawiszy (wciąż próbuję odgadnąć, jak sie to draństwo włącza z poziomu klawiatury :P ) umożliwiający szybki dostęp do plików, programów, gier, czego sobie człowiek zapragnie :) Plusior ogromny za tę pierdółkę :)</p>
<p>Mam tutaj takie fajniste menu jak dla mnie duzo lepiej zorganizowanego niż w systemie *ista. Mamy podział aplikacji na kategorie, w dodatku jak to w każdym Linuksie bywa - po instalacji każdy program jest automatycznie przydzielany do odpowiedniej kategorii. Mint mimo, że oparty o Ubu, ktory mi tutaj na laptopie  potrafił nieźle przycinać - śmiga tak, że nawet nie czuję, że w tle coś się dzieje :D</p>
<p>Jako podsumowanie tej jakże krótkiej i chaotycznej pierwszej notki chciałem tylko wystawić ocenę Miętówce, w skali 1-10 ma ode mnie mocne 9 :) Ten system jest niemal wyszyty na miarę moich potrzeb. Co mi nie pasuje? Póki co to, że musze się przyzwyczić do obsługi (idzie mi to dosyć szybko, więc wkrótce bedze 10/10) :D</p>
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<title><![CDATA[Brush your teeth like a rockstar]]></title>
<link>http://excessivemastication.wordpress.com/?p=200</link>
<pubDate>Fri, 29 Aug 2008 21:35:41 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>jahoodie</dc:creator>
<guid>http://excessivemastication.wordpress.com/?p=200</guid>
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I can&#8217;t turn down novel liquor. I suppose one could have a worse vice, but I impulse buy the ]]></description>
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<p>I can't turn down novel liquor. I suppose one could have a worse vice, but I impulse buy the strange dusty stuff on the back of the shelves all the time. Dr. McGilligcuddy's Mentholmint Schnapps has ended up in my hands on several occasions because of the old thyme style label of a man with a dog but never made it to the checkout counter because of a fear I had; namely the fear that a whole 750mL would go to waste. My spendthrift ways of not wasting food would kick in if this stuff was minty rubbing alcohol and I'd be stuck with a semi expensive bottle of 1800s cure all snake oil. When I saw an airline bottle I finally gave in to the mystery.</p>
<p>To solve this one for you- it's really really good, as long as you like a fresh mint kick. I was expecting something along the lines of toothpaste and got a fresh and exciting dose of menthol that lingers in the mouth and throat. It perked me up and made my throat feel fresh and tingly in the same vein as an Altoid. It's sweet and slightly viscous, and makes a fine post-rockstar-bender breath freshener/hair of the dog (if there is no Jack Daniels straight from the bottle laying around, that is).</p>
<p>Bottom Line: B+ for a lightly alcoholic, sweet, refreshing drink thats great on the rocks</p>
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<title><![CDATA[Even More Dragon Cave Updates.]]></title>
<link>http://legoless.wordpress.com/?p=1962</link>
<pubDate>Fri, 29 Aug 2008 19:55:35 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>legoless</dc:creator>
<guid>http://legoless.wordpress.com/?p=1962</guid>
<description><![CDATA[UPDATE!: The Dragon Nests are out! Click here to go to it!
I hope you guys aren&#8217;t fed up of dr]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="color:#ff0000;"><strong>UPDATE!: </strong><span style="color:#000000;">The Dragon Nests</span></span> are out! <a href="http://legoless.wordpress.com/my-online-pets/the-dragon-nests/">Click here to go to it!</a></p>
<p>I hope you guys aren't fed up of dragons yet! Because TJ09 (the creator of Dragon Cave) has some new dragons on <a href="http://dragcave.net/user/TJ09">his scroll</a>.</p>
<p>There are two different-looking black dragons. You can see them below. These seem to be alternative black dragons, which means they aren't a different breed, but they look different. (Like the male &#38; female dark green dragons.) There aren't available yet, but some people on <a href="http://dragcaveforum.technoized.com/index.php?">the forum</a> think that these two types of black dragons can only be gotten by breeding.</p>
<p><a href="http://dragcave.net/viewdragon/pwnt"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1963" src="http://legoless.wordpress.com/files/2008/08/pwnt.gif" alt="" width="41" height="35" /></a> <a href="http://dragcave.net/viewdragon/lols"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1964" src="http://legoless.wordpress.com/files/2008/08/lols.gif" alt="" width="39" height="28" /></a></p>
<p>There is also a new breed of dragon. From what I've gathered, they are known as "guardian dragons". Here's TJ's:</p>
<p><a href="http://dragcave.net/viewdragon/4302"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1966" src="http://legoless.wordpress.com/files/2008/08/guardian.gif" alt="" width="39" height="37" /></a></p>
<p>That's all the exiting news I have for now, but there are still two fogged dragons on TJ's scroll, so there could be even more dragons to come!</p>
<p>Now for my dragons:</p>
<p><a href="http://dragcave.net/viewdragon/n/Blackbeard"><img style="border-width:0;" src="http://dragcave.net/image/XCbi.gif" alt="Adopt one today!" /></a> <a href="http://dragcave.net/viewdragon/n/Statue%20Man"><img style="border-width:0;" src="http://dragcave.net/image/zUnZ.gif" alt="Adopt one today!" /></a> <a href="http://dragcave.net/viewdragon/7Wqh"><img style="border-width:0;" src="http://dragcave.net/image/7Wqh.gif" alt="Adopt one today!" /></a> <a href="http://dragcave.net/viewdragon/nBIj"><img style="border-width:0;" src="http://dragcave.net/image/nBIj.gif" alt="Adopt one today!" /></a> <a href="http://dragcave.net/viewdragon/jL6Z"><img style="border-width:0;" src="http://dragcave.net/image/jL6Z.gif" alt="Adopt one today!" /></a> <a href="http://dragcave.net/viewdragon/eSLf"><img style="border-width:0;" src="http://dragcave.net/image/eSLf.gif" alt="Adopt one today!" /></a> <a href="http://dragcave.net/viewdragon/4woM"><img style="border-width:0;" src="http://dragcave.net/image/4woM.gif" alt="Adopt one today!" /></a></p>
<p>To make clicking these guys less dull, here are some facts about each egg/hatchling:</p>
<p><strong>Black: </strong>Yay! I have a black dragon! Hopefully the new alt black dragons will be out by the time this guy matures.</p>
<p><strong>Stone: </strong>I was starting to wonder if I had picked up a rock, not an egg, but my stone dragon has finally hatched. :)</p>
<p><strong>Mint egg: </strong>My mint egg is in trouble... Only a few days left &#38; not even a crack. It really needs help, so please make sure to click often.</p>
<p><strong>Green egg: </strong>Yet another bred egg.</p>
<p><strong>Pink egg: </strong>Ooo, a pink egg... I have a strange feeling this one won't be dying.</p>
<p><strong>Blue egg: </strong>I should really stop breeding dragons.</p>
<p><strong>Grey Egg: </strong>I'm not really sure why I picked this egg up... probably because it has been abandoned so many times it now has 7 days left, even though it already has a big hole in it. So it will be easy to hatch. I have to hide it for a while though, because since it now has 7 days left, it has gotten soft shell form getting too many views too quickly. I'll unhide it in 1-2 days if it's gotten any better.</p>
<p>Ok, that's all.</p>
<p><strong>In other news: </strong></p>
<ul>
<li>All your eggs dying? Want more clicks? I'm going to be making a page where I will be putting <em>your</em> eggs on it. <span style="text-decoration:line-through;">More details coming soon.</span> It's out! <a href="http://legoless.wordpress.com/my-online-pets/the-dragon-nests/">Click here to go to it!</a><span style="text-decoration:line-through;">
<p></span></li>
<li>Any game/movie/book you want reviewing? Comment! Me, woof, or Guinea might write a review on it. (Your name will also go on the post if you were the first person to suggest it.)</li>
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<p>That's all for now!</p>
<p>-legoless</p>
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<title><![CDATA[Diamond in the Rough (or flower amongst crazy weeds)]]></title>
<link>http://mercysmama.wordpress.com/?p=262</link>
<pubDate>Fri, 29 Aug 2008 03:40:32 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>mercysmama</dc:creator>
<guid>http://mercysmama.wordpress.com/?p=262</guid>
<description><![CDATA[I think this is an ornamental strawberry plant.

They seem to be growing everywhere in the not-so-ov]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I <em>think</em> this is an ornamental strawberry plant.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3216/2765207643_1b141db648.jpg?v=0" alt="" width="500" height="375" /></p>
<p>They seem to be growing everywhere in the not-so-overgrown-bed. I also found some across the yard in the middle of the lawn. I love the fushia petals! This is truly my diamond in the rough. So delicate, so beautiful.</p>
<p>We also have an abundance of black eyed susans &#38; mint.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3289/2766053166_efd7b47045.jpg?v=0" alt="" width="375" height="500" /></p>
<p>Their home is the sort-of-overgrown-bed. I've been working on wrangling the mint so I can reach the rosebush that desperately needs help.</p>
<p>The middle bed was the worst in the yard. Something killed the peony bush:</p>
<p><img class="alignnone" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3206/2765207921_6ff110c3a1.jpg?v=0" alt="" width="500" height="375" /></p>
<p>So I chopped it down to the ground and am waiting until the end of September to dig it up and transplant it to a more sunny location (some advice given by a landscaper). The daylilies in this bed had gone wild, not being tended to and/or separated for YEARS. I pulled out the dead stuff and am just going to leave them be for this season.</p>
<p>I need some more dirt, some mulch and some dry days to get to everything. Hopefully we can rescue this garden and bring it back to it's former glory!</p>
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<title><![CDATA[Simply Minty Brownies!]]></title>
<link>http://wendihiebert.com/?p=571</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 28 Aug 2008 23:55:57 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>wendihiebert</dc:creator>
<guid>http://wendihiebert.com/?p=571</guid>
<description><![CDATA[You can turn plain brownies into minted brownies really easily.
Earlier this spring, Heather Albrech]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You can turn plain brownies into minted brownies really easily.</p>
<p>Earlier this spring, Heather Albrecht shared her super simple <a href="http://wendihiebert.com/2008/05/31/another-winning-brownie-recipe/">brownie recipe</a> with me. I posted the recipe on my blog on May 31. Yesterday she suggested a great way to "mint" the brownies. (And it adds another hit of chocolate!)</p>
<p>Heather said her mom puts half the brownie batter in the pan, covers it with a single layer of After Eight mints, then adds the remaining batter. The brownies are baked as usual.</p>
<p>The result?</p>
<p>"Mmmmmmmmm!" says Heather.</p>
<p>Decadent, minted fudgey brownies! What's not to like? I may have to make this brownie variation this weekend.</p>
<p>Thanks, Heather!</p>
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<title><![CDATA[LEMON MERINGUE PIE]]></title>
<link>http://allpierecipes.wordpress.com/?p=9</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 28 Aug 2008 15:48:57 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
<guid>http://allpierecipes.wordpress.com/?p=9</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Ingredients and Directions:-
Have Ready:
1 pre-baked prepared or home-made pie crust shell
Preheat o]]></description>
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<div id="section" style="font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;color:#8caa9e;">Have Ready:</div>
<div style="padding-left:20px;color:black;">1 pre-baked prepared or home-made <a href="http://www.cooks.com/rec/search?q=pie+crust">pie crust</a> shell</div>
<div style="color:#772222;">Preheat oven to 300°F.</div>
<div id="section" style="font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;color:#8caa9e;">Filling:</div>
<div style="padding-left:20px;color:black;">7 tablespoons cornstarch<br />
1 tablespoon flour<br />
1 3/4 cups granulated sugar<br />
2 cups water, boiling<br />
4 egg yolks, beaten<br />
grated rind of two lemons<br />
1 tablespoon butter<br />
1/4 teaspoon salt<br />
1/2 cup unstrained lemon juice</div>
<div style="color:#772222;">Sift together cornstarch, flour, and sugar. Whisk in boiling water, continuing to stir until mixture becomes smooth.Cook the mixture in top of a double boiler for five minutes. Be sure the water in the double boiler is simmering before the five-minute count begins.</p>
<p>Meanwhile, beat four egg yolks. Stir several tablespoons of the hot mixture into the beaten egg yolks (to temper), then slowly combine the egg yolks entirely with the remaining hot mixture. Stir in grated lemon rind, butter, salt, and lemon juice.</p>
<p>Stir constantly, continuing to cook until the egg yolks become smooth and thick.</p>
<p>Pour the filling into the baked pie shell. Cover with meringue (see below) while still warm, but not hot.</p></div>
<div id="section" style="font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;color:#8caa9e;">Meringue:</div>
<div style="padding-left:20px;color:black;">5 egg whites, stiffly beaten<br />
1/4 teaspoon salt, scant<br />
9 tablespoons granulated sugar<br />
1/4 teaspoon lemon juice</div>
<p>Place salt and lemon juice in bowl and beat egg whites until stiff, but not separating. While beating, gradually add sugar.</p>
<p>Spread meringue on top of lemon filling.</p>
<p>Bake pie at 300°F until the meringue takes on a delicately golden color with lightly browned tops. Allow to cool before serving. Garnish with thinly sliced rounds of lemon dipped into coarse sugar or a fresh sprig of mint.</p>
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<title><![CDATA[Aromatherapy]]></title>
<link>http://alternativepethealth.wordpress.com/?p=25</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 28 Aug 2008 14:03:00 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>ccoyle</dc:creator>
<guid>http://alternativepethealth.wordpress.com/?p=25</guid>
<description><![CDATA[You would think that aromatherapy for dogs would include smells like “rotten carcass” and “sti]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You would think that <a title="Alternative Pet Health" href="http://alternativepethealth.wordpress.com" target="_self">aromatherapy</a> for dogs would include smells like “rotten carcass” and “stinky seaweed”, but the products available actually smell great, even to us humans! AromaDog, a small company in Massachusetts, makes wonderful aromatherapy products for dogs using essential oils such as lavender, ylang ylang, mint, and rose, all intended to help dogs overcome both emotional and physical challenges.</p>
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<title><![CDATA[CyberMentor Präsentation]]></title>
<link>http://gedankensammlung.wordpress.com/?p=104</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 27 Aug 2008 12:10:52 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>age15990</dc:creator>
<guid>http://gedankensammlung.wordpress.com/?p=104</guid>
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Hallo mal wieder!!
Vorgestern und gestern waren meine Freundin und ich auf dem MINT-Treffen, von de]]></description>
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<p>Hallo mal wieder!!</p>
<p>Vorgestern und gestern waren meine Freundin und ich auf dem MINT-Treffen, von dem ich schon berichtet habe. Vielleicht folgen noch ein paar Bilder aus Berlin, mal sehen... hier habe ich euch auf alle Fälle erst mal die<a href="http://gedankensammlung.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/prsentationalt.pdf"> Präsentation.<br />
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<p>Ihr könnt sie gerne anschauen und bewerten!!</p>
<p>LG, Age</p>
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<title><![CDATA[FAT LOSS SMOOTHIE]]></title>
<link>http://shaunstaffordtraining.wordpress.com/?p=67</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 27 Aug 2008 12:01:26 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>shaunstafford</dc:creator>
<guid>http://shaunstaffordtraining.wordpress.com/?p=67</guid>
<description><![CDATA[


Banana, Mango and Yoghurt Fat Loss Smoothie.
 
Ingredients;
1 Large Banana
1 Large Mango
1 Small]]></description>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0;"><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><span style="font-size:small;"><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;"><img class="aligncenter size-thumbnail wp-image-68" src="http://shaunstaffordtraining.wordpress.com/files/2008/08/mint20smoothie20copy.jpg?w=84" alt="" width="84" height="96" /></span></span></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0;"><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><span style="font-size:small;"><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;">Banana, Mango and Yoghurt Fat Loss Smoothie.</span></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0;"><span style="font-size:small;font-family:Times New Roman;"> </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0;"><span style="font-size:small;font-family:Times New Roman;">Ingredients;</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0;"><span style="font-size:small;font-family:Times New Roman;">1 Large Banana</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0;"><span style="font-size:small;font-family:Times New Roman;">1 Large Mango</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0;"><span style="font-size:small;font-family:Times New Roman;">1 Small Low-Fat Yoghurt</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0;"><span style="font-size:small;font-family:Times New Roman;">2 Tbsp Pumpkin Seeds</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0;"><span style="font-size:small;font-family:Times New Roman;">1 Spring of Fresh Mint</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0;"><span style="font-size:small;font-family:Times New Roman;">3-4 Ice Cubes.</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0;"><span style="font-size:small;font-family:Times New Roman;"> </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0;"><span style="font-size:11pt;"><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;">Mango- Low calorie and packed with vitamins.</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0;"><span style="font-size:11pt;"><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;">Banana- Potassium helps balance fluid levels in muscle cells, reducing water retention.</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0;"><span style="font-size:11pt;"><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;">Natural Yogurt- Calcium to maintain bone and muscle density, while starting fat-burning process.</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0;"><span style="font-size:11pt;"><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;">Pumpkin Seeds- Full of good fats that fire up your metabolism.</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0;"><span style="font-size:11pt;"><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;">Mint Leaves- A natural diuretic that eliminates toxins and sooths digestive tract.</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:0;"><span style="font-size:11pt;"><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;">Ice Cubes- Adds water and drops temperature to burn more calories…</span></span></p>
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<title><![CDATA[Pimm's O'Clock]]></title>
<link>http://blogmaiden.wordpress.com/?p=449</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 27 Aug 2008 11:48:39 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Ursula</dc:creator>
<guid>http://blogmaiden.wordpress.com/?p=449</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Last Friday Felix had his first &#8220;proper&#8221; teenage party, at home.
And what fun it was to ]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h2>Last Friday Felix had his first "proper" teenage party, at home.</h2>
<h2>And what fun it was to meet such an array of vastly different young people - the hair, the fashion, the humour, the exuberance - I was in awe. According to some of the girls I am cool (high praise indeed) and Felix (despite his earlier attempts to book me into a b&#38;b for the night) told me that I'd blended in perfectly - not that I did show my face that much.</h2>
<h2>Thus I am reminiscing about spectacular hangovers. Mostly brought on by the fact that my bedroom is next to one of the bathrooms, and at four in the morning, just by sound of regurgitation, I knew exactly who of Felix's friends was throwing up when. Felix came to see me at about six to relate a most astonishing discovery: "Mama, every time I throw up I feel better." By eight o'clock he was as good as new.</h2>
<h2>Some 20 years ago I suffered the worst hangover of my whole life at the hands of a generous friend buying me cocktail after cocktail on the promenade of the harbour of Puerto Banus (think Spain, think yachts, think money, think whatever takes your fancy). Ever since I am as suspicious of cocktails (other than Martinis) as a cat circling a bowl of milk knowing full well she is just about to be poisoned. I can't stand the stuff: It lulls you into a false sense of security; all that fruity taste whilst knocking back high % Vol.</h2>
<h2>And yes, David, you might have gone underground, and you are a wonderful guy without guile - how big is your gut now? - but revenge will be mine, one day. Make sure you'll live long enough. Needless to say, my then husband had no sympathy for me whatsoever. In fact he offered me breakfast - to add cruelty to injury. It's amazing what the human body can withstand.</h2>
<h2>Early this morning I fancied a little walk into town rather than taking the car. You see things you'd never be able to notice from the safety of your four wheels. Eight o'clock - two guys and a woman sitting on a bench, beer and cider cans in hand - asking me for some change. I would have liked to have helped out but I only had a card on me. I have a fairly vivid imagination but it doesn't stretch far enough to begin to comprehend what it must be like to lead a life like that.</h2>
<h2>And, on this happy note, don't forget the olives. And, oh yes, one of my proud claims to fame, about two and a half years ago someone created the "Ursula" for me. It is possibly one of the best drinks I have never had.</h2>
<h2>Feel free to puke into my inbox.</h2>
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<h2>PS And who in their right mind would order a "Vicar's Shandy" (half fino sherry, half lemonade, handful of mint)? As perversions go, this is liquid.</h2>
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